A discussion with Gene about the zombie apocalypse, which grew out of a discussion of our desire to read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies …
Gene: We’ll have to get a building that we can fortify easily …
Me: What about a tree house?
Gene: No, someone could burn it down too easily.
Me: That’s not true, it would be damp!
Gene: What? Why?
Me: Because in the post-apocalypse it’s going to rain a lot.
Gene: I’m not spending the post-apocalypse in some wet tree house!!
Me: But that’s where Winnie the Pooh lives!!