Thanksgiving Wishes from Wednesday Addams

We can not break bread with you. You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans, and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the road sides, and you will play golf, and eat hot h’ors d’ourves. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They said do not trust the pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller. And for all of these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

lol, you have no idea how happy it made me to see this quote today. Thanksgiving is actually my favorite holiday, mostly because my Mom is such an amazing cook, but for personal reasons that I’d rather not go in to, my Mom called yesterday … and canceled Thanksgiving. It’s not her fault so I’m not mad, but I am really disappointed. I like holidays, I like that they’re special, that you go out of your way to get people together, that it’s a huge hassle every year, I enjoy that, but this year it just wasn’t meant to be. I won’t be making pumpkin cheesecake after all … aside from the one I made last week as a test, lol. Better luck next year!

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