Overheard the words:
“Baby … abandoned … food court,”
At the local mall.
For today’s Daily Post (Shock) I tried to think of the last time I was truly what you’d call “shocked.” It would have to be when I was in the local mall’s management office (looking for a map) when a breathless person tells the woman working the desk that a baby has been abandoned in the food court, followed up frantic calls to the police. The only thing I didn’t understand is why they didn’t take the baby to the mall management office; it was still in the food court. Wha? Maybe it was all an elaborate prank? I still don’t know.