Slang: A Very Short Introduction by Jonathon Green

Slang: A Very Short IntroductionSlang: A Very Short Introduction by Jonathon Green was the third book I’ve read from the AVS series. It was my ‘purse book’ for the better part of three months, which I read piece meal in waiting rooms and the like. This book, like the whole VSI series, is very academic in style, and is written for academics. Having left grad school around a year and a half ago, it took me a few chapters to warm up, but then it was fine. However, it definitely will not make for good reading if you aren’t used to that style.

The book traces slang throughout time, complete with ye olde illustrations, but at points it feels a little dry (considering the subject matter). Some parts are extremely interesting, however, and I enjoyed reading it on the whole. The author is basically forced to deal with Urban Dictionary, but refuses to acknowledge its validity (at least in part, since it is ‘peer reviewed’ with the up/down voting). Even though the author won’t say it’s valid, he also won’t leave it out of the book, so it felt awkward. Near the end he makes points about regional and family slang that are very interesting, and it got me thinking about slang that’s used inside my family unit. It’s something that I’d never really thought about before. The chapters and sections are not broken up in a way that it can be used easily in a college classroom (in my opinion, anyway, and that way my original reason for picking it up), but it’s a good read nonetheless.

End of the School Year Slanguage Roundup 2016

One of the thing I liked about teaching High School is the direct exposure I received to the evolution of slang. I thought it would be fun to post the current slang and what isn’t popular anymore, since the olds (aka me) have gotten hold of it. I actually drafted this post over a year ago and just discovered it again. Better late than never? Well, that’s up to you to decide.

Current Slang (as of June 2016)

Gas – pronounced with a subtly elongated “a” sound, “gas” is a compliment primarily reserved for delicious looking food one is able to look at but not eat. While “gas” was a general compliment last year, replacing “dank,” it now is used almost exclusively for foodstuffs. Real examples: “That pasta salad looks gas” or (looks at picture of sushi) “That looks so gas. I want some!”

Heated – is still around and is used to indicate anger, it’s going strong, but my effort to introduce “pre-heating” to delineate the emotional space of growing anger did not take. Apparently, one is either “heated,” “getting heated,” or “was heated” and there’s no room for variation.

Lit – is a verb, (ie: “that party was lit” or “this party’s getting lit”) and has nothing to do with literature, much to my disappointment. Last year it was more clandestine and would indicate drug use, but now it has become main stream (real example: “that board game looks lit”).

Savage – being a savage is a compliment bestowed upon one by an outside party (real example: “Miss C is a savage”) and indicates that one is willing to be truthfully mean to someone. Sample conversation:

Student 1: You gave me an F! That’s not fair!

Miss C: What’s not fair is you not doing your work and then trying to blame me.

Student 2: Ooooooh! Miss C’s a savage!

Generally the party “being savaged” with recognize the validity of the critique, thus differentiating it from rudeness. Additionally, it is always done to the party’s face and is not considered gossip or ‘trash talk,’ what makes someone “savage” is the ability to tell the (often unkind) truth, to concerned parties, and have the party acknowledge the truth of said statement through silence. Complicated to explain, but very intuitive in person.

T.H.O.T. aka Thot – is an acronym that stands for That Ho Over There. While the term is well-seasoned enough to have lost its correct capitalization, it’s still regularly in use. Example: “Rachel? She a thot.”

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A Vocab Lesson from Brasil

Coat of Arms for Brasil

With my final paper turned in and some time to myself (woah!) I decided to participated in this week’s WP writing challenge. I’m a great fan of aphorisms, colloquialisms, and other linguistic -isms, so when a call went out to discuss regional slang, my mind immediately went to Brasil* and one of my all-time favorite co-workers/friends. For years she peppered the office with phrases that we did not quite understand (apparently I was the only one who wanted to know what they all meant), but since so many of them are great, and seem to have no good equivalent in English, I present to you my Top 3. I’m not even sure if they’re from Brasil, honestly, they could just be from her, which in a way would be even better.

#3 “You look like the dog that fell off the moving truck.” Used when someone looks very sad without any obvious reason, like a dog that was moving with its family, but the truck hit a bump and it was knocked off, and now has to watch its family drive away. The dog looks sad sitting in the middle of the road, but nothing is around so it’s not immediately obvious why it’s sad. In conversation this is used to find out why someone is unhappy for seemingly no reason, “What’s wrong? You look like the dog that fell off the moving truck.”

#2 “Stop trying to sell your fish.” This phrase is used when someone is trying to push their agenda through while pretending that it’s actually a good idea. It originally came up in a meeting during which someone would not stop lobbying for their idea. From the crowd my friend exclaimed, “Oh stop trying to sell your fish!” and everyone laughed, accomplishing what it was supposed to, which was putting the breaks on the lobbyists idea. When I use this phrase it gets the most sideways looks, I guess it doesn’t translate well.

#1 “The woodface.” The woodface is not a phrase, it’s a type of person, and the word is also indicated by a gesture: mock “knocking” on one’s cheek as though one is knocking on a (wooden) door. The woodface – which my friend absolutely was – is a person who will ask anyone to do them any favor without shame. A woodface could be out to drinks and ask a friend of a friend, who they have just met, for a ride to the airport at 5 AM the following morning. When the person gives them an admonishing stare, the woodface would make the indicative gesture, and everyone would laugh knowingly. The woodface asks for anything, because a tiny part of the time they get much more than they would if they had never asked. Making the gesture lets the person know that you are a woodface, which communicates that you will not take it personally if they say no, and simultaneously removes the risk of offending on the woodface’s part.

Seeing at that my friend was one of the coolest, happiest, and most amazing people I’ve ever met, I am aspiring to be more of a woodface myself. Hope you all enjoyed the list!

* She once asked me why her country’s name is always spelled wrong in the States and I apologized and promised to always try and spell it the “right” way, meaning in Portuguese.