Student 1: [talking about pet snakes]
Me: I’m a rat fancier myself.
Student 1: Rats, really?
Me: Yeah, I’m like a crazy rat lady.
Student 1: I don’t know, I really likes snakes.
Me: Well, you’re either a rat person or a snake person.
Student 1: [acknowledges the truth of the statement]
Student 2: Did you just say, “you’re either a rat person or a snake person”?
Me: It’s like the weird people version of being a cat person or dog person, basically.